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Just farting and shitting my pants while looking at a crack addict bird with dickslexia..
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i think the Kitchen utilities is actually spanish. but the food is Authentic mexican..... or else it just doesnt make any sense
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Is there anyway to contact Nick????
Like a fanclub address or email or sumsing?!
Posted by Christian Willis on January 22, 2012 at 3:25pm
Is there anyway to submit ideas for sketches/ skits/ whatever you want to call them?
Is there anyway to submit ideas for sketches/ skits/ whatever you want to call them?
ContinuePosted by Greg Stull on January 9, 2012 at 12:28pm
Dear everyone go to www.Bartytheparty.com to get the funniest book in the world!!!(Nick's humor style)
Posted by Brian Bartlett Upchurch on December 7, 2011 at 8:38am
Has any one seen Nick?
Nick should play a regular guy in an awkward situation role. Kind of an early Ben Stiller thing. Any way watching the John Stamos clip- peace!
Posted by Gregory Harnos on November 30, 2011 at 9:30pm
insert from book Barty The Party www.Bartytheparty.com(Nick,I want to send you my book 4 free) you are hilarious!! How can I get it 2 u? Here is a sample
After twenty-two years of marriage, my parents got divorced. Shortly after my parents separated, my mom moved to Southern Pines, North Carolina. I flip-flopped throughout the week, staying with both parents. I didn‘t really know anyone in Southern Pines, so I would usually take Mom‘s Ford Escort to the local Walmart.
At age seventeen, my balls were normally a dark shade of blue due to not getting laid. One cold afternoon at Walmart, I noticed this hot black girl in the cereal aisle. I…
Posted by Brian Bartlett Upchurch on November 28, 2011 at 12:53pm — 2 Comments
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